virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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(via ilovecolorguard)

skankpatrol:

Can we cuddle?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. delicious.

(via thelesserhalf)

(via cacdyke)

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

(via fuckinfatulous)

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"Beyonce is overrat-"

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"Beyonce is overrat-"

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via aoi-chou)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(via howellfornia)

shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

(via grade-a-memo)

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

(via thehappilysad)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

(via vanilla-tvist)

Who gives a shit if you don’t finish college. Who gives a shit if you marry young. Who gives a shit if you say ‘fuck the world’ and go against everything your parents want. Do what makes YOU happy. And don’t you dare give a shit about what anybody else thinks. — (via mynameispride)

(via perks-of-being-a-cymbalplayer)

This is too legit…
#hanszimmer #amazingspiderman2

This is too legit…
#hanszimmer #amazingspiderman2